The Excess Exes II

Ahoy! I’m here again. haha. The best news ever, o di bah? Don’t react. What am I doing here and what is it with the title right thurr?? Am I the only one who lost yet another pair of glasses or have you got astigmatism as well? Whatever. Indeed. It is a sequel of the *insert drum roll here* “Excess Exes” translated to tagalog could be, “mga taong walang kwenta sa buhay mo ngayon” wow. Ang harsh naman ni lolo. Di naman siguro no? To add to the long random/useless introduction. Merry Christmas. December one na po, mga ninang, ninong, magtago na po kayo.

Move on. Yet again, the infamous ex has been bugging the heck out of thechildoftheeisred. yesterday. This happened. . .

X: “Howdy! How’s it going?”

Me: “Howdy be doing good, thanks. How are you? Long time no anything.”

“Hahaha I’m good. And yes, indeed.”

“What have you been up to?”

“Nothing much. Just been driving around a lot.”

“So I’ve heard. New car, yeah?”

“Yeah. Pretty cool innit?”

“It’s my favorite color too. Blue.” (private thoughts.. ‘thought u didn’t like blue.. hmmnn’)

“Wow.”

(‘as if you didn’t know..)

“Loud music on max I assume?”

“(insert ex’s fave movie here)”

“Still haven’t seen that.”

“fastest selling dvd. Sold millions on it’s 1st day.”

“And apparently I’m still stuck in the old age.”

“(insert hurtful insult here)”

“I can’t believe you just said that. Wow.”

“What?” (pretending to be innocent)

“Nothing.”

“(insert another insult here)”

“(‘disregarding insult’) So how’s your girlfriend?”

“Don’t have one anymore.”

“What happened?”

“complicated.”

And there goes ex with the new blue car. take note, ex used to be ho hum about blue. what changed?

See? months and months later and the excess ex is still hung up. Did I break us up? No. Who did? X did. Did I try to save the ship? Yes. Did X care? It seemed naye. How many chances does a partner need? I know I gave enough. too much even. I shoulda dropped your sorry a** a long time ago. But love makes the world go stupid.

Another excess ex…

One day Snowhite goes along to the ticket booth to go on a ride with the her friends. She didn’t buy her ticket with the seven dwarves because she was late. Too busy puking up poisonous apples from evil witches from the Northeast. One day, a prince, who has long longed for Snowhite but was too afraid to make a move, asked Doc, the wise dwarf.

“What ride do you think Snowhite will go on?”

“She’s going with us on the earliest ride. We’re planning to get on the Octopus because it’s the scariest ride. I heard there was one guy who fell. He died. Wanna come? It’d be fun!”

” Sounds scary. And you know how I hate the Octopus. And besides it’s too early.”

“But Snowhite will be there.”

“Do you think I can still get in?”

“Yeah sure. I’ll help you with the bribery.”

And on they went….

On the day of the scheduled Octopus Adventure…

The Prince saw Doc trying to hiding on a pebble. His bulging stomach and huge eyeglasses, eminent. It’d take a blind and deaf creature not to notice. So the Prince called Doc..

“Shouldn’t Snowhite be here already?”

“Always late. You know her.”

Doc was already sweating profusely.

Meanwhile…

“Dang. That wbitch gave me too many poisonous apples. I had to use the broomstick to make me puke. “

“Too bad. Pinky Lee.”

“I know. And now I’m going to miss the dwarfs at the fair. No more deathly Octopus rides for me. huhuhuh.”

“Can’t we still get in?”

“I woke up to late. It’s overbooked.”

Needless to say. The prince is now planning to invent Redhorse capsule, Redhorse syrup, Redhorse Litropack and Redhorse candy to numb the pain. he doesn’t talk to any of the dwarves now. He plans to start the ‘Repubic Act 1234321: The slaying of dwarfs’ next year.

The lesson to that mindless creation is this: I am not a good story teller. Hence, don’t put me up for the literary competition next year.

Don’t even get me started on what the current’s ex has been doing. Pathetic, I tell you. Pathetic.

And to those who have identified with the exes? Ang tamaan wag magalit. heheheh Istaf yourself na po. D nakakatuwa. heheh Pangita nalang sab mug inyong kalingawan. para bebu ta tanan.

till next time,

ai P.S. pa d i..

You can send all Christmas gifts at the City Post office, address it to, anaknitetangpulah. And e mail me when to pick it up. hahaha thanks mga fans and friends and odds and ends.

Merry pasko,

anaknitetangpulah

What was I thinking? and who am I kidding?

Nothing straight, apparently. (Yes, pun intended.) And myself, as it has been made clear. I am Nationalistic. I am patriotic. I do care. But Jesus, it seems to me, that I really am not fluent in Filipino. Pwede bisaya na lang? Naks! But the hope is till blazing, of course. I’m not losing it. This morning, I have realized that another promise made to me, has been broken. Enough with the promises already. It’s not easy having your hopes crushed time and time again.

I know I said I’m writing this blog all in Filipino. Since breaking promises is a trend now, can I try it too? hehehe joke. But who reads my rants anyway? Ho hum. Nyehehe!

A lot has happened this month. A lot has changed in me. I’m on a new serious path to where, I still am not sure. I’m hoping that I will not give any promises to those important to me, especially Potz. hehe I have always been on the recieving end of broken promises. I do not want to be put in place of the hurter. Consciously or Unconsciously. Meant, or naye.

When you really think about it, promises don’t do anything. If you trust each other and in what you have, already, there is security. If trust is in an area out of coverage, promises come in and make you think it saves the day, when actually it’s just a band aid for our insecurities. It’s covered, but the pain is still there, behind the mask, the ugliness breathes, still.  When we do make promises, be sure the we can make them, let’s not give them away when in fact, we are also trying to convince ourselves. That’s a tad bit too unfair, is it not?

Just recently, I have been introduced to happiness. So this is how it feels? I like it. Hmmnn, lovez it, even. I am afraid, of course, it’s a new found feeling. Untouched territory. But everyday, I also find the courage to face whatever it is I have to, yes, that includes you, Voldemort. But then again, I also find bigger eye bags each time the mirror looks at me. Nyehehe Hhmmn. Te blooming efek is made with real love juices, not from concentrate. :p

To finish this post, let us lend our ears and eyes to my love, Miss Wanda Sykes.(with Ms. Ellen D)

(girl, I’d marry you if the Cardinal won’t Sin no more) ;>

NO TO PROP 8!!!

nagmamahal,

-anaKniTetangpuLah-

Don’t Watch PORN on Tuesdays

If I looked on the bed next to you, what would I find?
**Fisrt of all, what bed?? hehe umm the floor
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
**open hehe
Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?
**folded
Sleep on your back or stomach?
**side(s) dude
Are you a cuddler?
**damn straight I am. (No pun intended).
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
**You can’t possibly find anything under my bed cos I don’t have one. I call it a mattress. No it’s not the same thing.
Something that happened today that made you angry?
**I’m a big a emo today I don’t know what the heck is the problem. Bitter kill.
What were you doing before this survey?
What will you do after the survey?
**Think evil thoughts.
Marriage or living together?
**If only marriage is even possible..
What shirt are you wearing now?
**Kinawat man ni.
Salamat Gie, hehe
Do you sing?
**In the shower
Do you de-label your beer bottles?
**
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
**depends
Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
**don’t think so
First thing you do when you wake up?
**open my eyes. joke. uhmm mag pray.
Ever had surgery?
**yes
Last argument you got into with?
**The remote control is mine soul keeper! Mine!
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
**Nah.
What’s one good thing about your best friend?
**It hasn’t been born yet.. Or she was already dead when I existed.
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
**a long time
Current song on myspace?
** your hair is on fire
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
** all the freakin’ time
If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
**sure, s’long as it’d share the b-a-n-a-n-a-s.
What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?
**I could give a rat’s behind.
What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
**Summer.
It’s midnight.
Who are you texting?
**Wala ni reply.
!
It’s Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually?
**College Park
Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
**You-know-who. (No, it’s never gonna be He-who-mustn’t-be-named).
;>
Your Christmas list consists of?
**Wouldn’t u like to know?
You’re going to New York for school shopping, where do you go first?
**Barneys dude. Well, that’s if I had the dough.
You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
**Levi’s man
How do you feel about your hair?
**It’s better.
What movie is in your DVD player?
**Nekkid boys singing.
:p
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
**Puerto Rico or Spain
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
**I’ve just realized that looks does matter. End of story.
Story?
What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today?
**I woke up.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
** How should I know?
What would you change about your life right now?
**Philosophically.. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, more.
:p
What’s the best feeling in the world?
**That thing.

called contentment.

Love Makes The World Go STUPID.

Call me a liar. A disappointment. No wait. Don’t call me a liar. That’s a fallacy. :> But a disappointment? I’m used to that. What promises have I broken? usually has to do with tardiness. haha. I’m late, but never too late. What does it have to do with the promising title? Nadda. Being random as usual. And you lurves it. No time for denial here friends. :p

What do you call a person who goes in to a relationship, with an unforeseen future, a long and wide age gap,  a person who stays with another person who is completely different, the opposite almost to the ideal person, a person who is completely devoted to another person who’s the opposite end of the spectrum? Blind? no. I can see the pretty face. Stupid? My IQ’s enough.I hope. In love? HoleyMotherLover, Yes. Human? Amen.

I am a being of contradictions. Have I ever denied that? No. But my imaginary Jims and Sals say it’s a quality which is quite endearing. How? You’ll have to ask me on the next plane home from Jakarta.

I like to be sure. It doesn’t matter that at times I’m indecisive. I think that’s more reason why I like to be sure. I like reassurance. I’m open-minded, sure. But I have values.  Not to say that open-minded people don’t have any it’s just that… okay. Scratch that. Let me put it this way. If you would have presented to me this situation months ago, this would be the most likely outcome:

If you don’t choose me, then I’ll wish you luck. But if it is me that you want… Wait a second, I’ll check my schedule.

Taray noh? But now it’s like, I love you, I think you have doubts, but I love you anyway. And yes, I’m staying. I’m a sheep. You’re a rooster. My Chinese ancestors tell me it’s not going to work – a disaster. Do I care?  Of course.  Am I doing anything regarding that matter? No.  Does it make me feel a bit cautious?  Yes.  Am I backing out?  NO.  I’m rational.  That’s why my friends would say I’  a man- I think like a man. Now, just because I’m rational doesn’t make me a member of the male species. I know some men out there who are immature, but claims that they were not born yesterday. But I apparently am emotional and sensitive like a woman… now what does that make me? androgynous?

Anyway, my question is, why do we stay in relationships when we know they have a lot to work with, and we know we can get so much more when we get out? Is it just love? or is it something else?

Because I know all these things like my family would disapprove if they find out, or that my new partner has a lot of issues that I, at the time being, can not identify with. I keep denying, in our conversations, that our age gap wouldn’t bother us in the future or that it doesn’t bother me. And it really doesn’t in general, in fact I’ve always been attracted to people older than I am but there are just some things like experiences and emotions and rollercoasters that I, myself have not been put in. So there are times, which I am not used to, that I just am not given any other choices but to keep silent. Not only becasue at times I don’t think I’m in a place to say anything but alsoe because, well, what is there or me to say? I don’t want to open my mouth and say something stupid so. You know what I mean?

Do tell me you opinions as this is getting too long. LOL. And thanks.

It is confirmed: I.Am.A.Fool.

Now why can’t I just do this? Act on it like a pussytat.

Now if your dude ain’t acting right u tell that dude he got to go
if that dude be claiming that he broke u tell that dude he got to go
if he want u to stay in the house everyday and night tell him he got to go if he wanna run the streets then u run the streets too and u tell him he got to go

baby baby somebody’s gonna cry tonight
baby baby but it wont be my tears tonight
so watcha think about that watcha think about it
watcha think about that that that oh baby

tonight we gone switch up I’ll do you you do me
tonight you gone stay home while i’m running the street
what do u wat do u wat do u wat do u think about that baby
what do u wat do u wat do u wat do u think about that baby
imma let u play my cards so u can fill up looking hard
when that bitch has falled soon as you called so i can see her

baby baby somebody’s gonna cry tonight
baby baby but it wont be my tears tonight
so watcha think about that watcha think about it
watcha think about that that that oh baby

tonight you gone call me a thousand times tonight im gone make up a thousand lies how do u how do u how do u how do u feel about that baby how do u how do u how do u how do u feel about that baby
imma let u play my cards so u can fill up looking hard
Whatcha Think About That lyrics on
when that bitch has falled soon as you called so i can see her

baby baby somebody’s gonna cry tonight
baby baby but it wont be my tears tonight
so watcha think about that watcha think about it
watcha think about that that that oh baby

okay hold up watchu think about that u wear the dress and i put on your slacks tonight im going out and ain’t coming back u ain’t get no more pussycat see me in the club im out with my girls do like u do when u out with them dudes up in the club its just me and my girls play like Katy Perry kissing on girls now u cant eat or sleep and now u in the house thinking bout me and now i do what u do and me and now i love to see you baby

baby baby somebody’s gonna cry tonight
baby baby but it wont be my tears tonight
so watcha think about that watcha think about it
watcha think about that that that oh baby

Now if your dude ain’t acting right u tell that dude he got to go
if that dude be claiming that he broke u tell that dude he got to go
if he want u to stay in the house everyday and night tell him he got to go if he wanna run the streets then u run the streets too and u tell him he got to go

baby baby oh baby somebody’s gonna cry tonight
somebody’s gonna cry tonight baby

Wouldn’t it be easier that way? Hey dude you got to go. No wait.Don’t. Because love makes the world go stupid. And I <3 you. Baka nmn may libeng talent jan? share naman kau hehe

Dayuummn.

Victoria’s Secret 2008-2009

The Ting Tings. Tie and Big hugs. 9.

PINK. Part 1. USHER.

Last Part. part 6.

whadyathink??

Me?

–*thud*–

Cry For Help

At hindi yung kanta ni boy gwapong kano (Rick Astley) ang ibig kong sabihin. Maganda ang kanta, pero, ang blog na ito, makakapagbukas-isip, makakalungkot sa katotohanang mababasa sa bawat linya, isang inspirasyon, walang kwenta, pero sabayan mo na lang ako, pwede?

Isa-isang sinusunog ng mga “barbarok” ang ating mga barangay, mga barriong mumuntihin, kinakalat ang kawalang-katarungan sa mapapayapang tahanan ng ating mga kababayan. Mga paaralan, pangalawang tahanan ng ating kabataan, wasak! Pilipino, laban sa kapwa Pilipino. Kawalan ng pagkakaisa at pagkakaisahan laban sa mga inosente. Dahil sa ano? Relihiyon nga ba? Ang maputik na politiko ng ating bansa? Ang pagkaramot ng mga rebelde? Lahat ng ito, makikitang rason para sa kaguluhang nangyayari sa Pilipinas, lalo na sa Mindanao – perlas ng silanganan. Tahanan ng aking lahi. Nasisira. Naghihirap.

Sa panahon at sa pagpanguna ng nakaraang Presidente na si Fidel V. Ramos, ipinaligal ang mga Komunista sa ating bansa. Musmos pa ako ng nangyari yun. May dalawa ng presidenteng namuno pagkatapos ng paghari ni Ramos. Bakit hindi ibinalik ang katarungan? Isa tayong Republiko na nasyon. “Kung gusto nilang maging Komunista sa Republiko nating bansa, umalis sila at mangibang-pook sa Tsina, o kung saang Komunistang bansa meron.” ani ni Propesor Terror. May tama siya, mga kaibigan.

Nasakapangyarihan nina Gloria Macapagal (‘ang mukha’)-Arroyo at Joseph Ejercito “Erap, ‘nagpahirap sa mahirap‘” Estrada ang paglinas sana ng pagkaligal ng mga Komunista sa ating nayon. Bakit hindi nila ginawan ng paraan ‘yun nung meron pa silang pagkakataon? Meron tayong mga kapwa sanang Pilipino na walang ulirat ng nasyonalismo na nasa Konggreso, nasaan na ang inilaak na pork barrel para sa proyektong makakapaunlad ng at sa Pilipinas? Paano tayo makakasiguro na hindi tayo tinatalikuran at ipinapagkanulo ng mga nagpapalagay nating mga pinuno? Madali nating masasabi na may mga konggresista na taksil at namimili ng armas para sa mga MILF na yan!

Nasaan na ba ang mga ibinoto nating mga pinuno, na sana ay tumutulong sa atin ngayon? Sumosobra na ang pagkakait nila sa ating mga mamamayan, na walang-takdang kalayaan! Inaabuso na ng iba sa ating mga Pilipino ang Demokrasya! Demokrasyang ipinaglaban ng ating mga ninuno. Wala na ang pinaghirapang adhikaing inadhika nina Jose Rizal, Apolinario Mabini, Emilio Aguinaldo at iba pa! Nakatakas nga tayo sa kahirapang dulot ng mga Español at mga Hapon, nilalait at sinasaktan, pinipiga at inaapi naman tayo ng ating mga kababayan! Mga kababayang walang karapatang tawaging Pilipino!

Ipinapagyabang ko pa ang kapayapaan at kalinawan dito sa aking nayon, noon. Hindi ko na masasabi ito ngayon. Dapat ng itigil ang kababuyan! Palayain na nila tayo sa takot na tayo ang susunod na aatakihin ng mga “barbarians!” Alisin ang mga mararamot at makasariling tampalasan! Gisingin natin ang mga nabibilang na nilalamok na utak ng mga “pinuno” at mga impleyado ng Gobyerno. Ipag-alay ng dasal ang mga tapat nating mga sundalo.

Bigyan natin ang ating mga sarili ng rason para maawit ng buong puso ang Lupang Hinirang! Huwag nating hayaang baliktarin nila ang mga kulay ng ating bandila! Kapayapaan, ipagdasal natin mga kaibigan.

-anaKniTetangpuLah-

“concerned citizen of year 30888″