Ahoy! I’m here again. haha. The best news ever, o di bah? Don’t react. What am I doing here and what is it with the title right thurr?? Am I the only one who lost yet another pair of glasses or have you got astigmatism as well? Whatever. Indeed. It is a sequel of the *insert drum roll here* “Excess Exes” translated to tagalog could be, “mga taong walang kwenta sa buhay mo ngayon” wow. Ang harsh naman ni lolo. Di naman siguro no? To add to the long random/useless introduction. Merry Christmas. December one na po, mga ninang, ninong, magtago na po kayo.
Move on. Yet again, the infamous ex has been bugging the heck out of thechildoftheeisred. yesterday. This happened. . .
X: “Howdy! How’s it going?”
Me: “Howdy be doing good, thanks. How are you? Long time no anything.”
“Hahaha I’m good. And yes, indeed.”
“What have you been up to?”
“Nothing much. Just been driving around a lot.”
“So I’ve heard. New car, yeah?”
“Yeah. Pretty cool innit?”
“It’s my favorite color too. Blue.” (private thoughts.. ‘thought u didn’t like blue.. hmmnn’)
“Wow.”
(‘as if you didn’t know..)
“Loud music on max I assume?”
“(insert ex’s fave movie here)”
“Still haven’t seen that.”
“fastest selling dvd. Sold millions on it’s 1st day.”
“And apparently I’m still stuck in the old age.”
“(insert hurtful insult here)”
“I can’t believe you just said that. Wow.”
“What?” (pretending to be innocent)
“Nothing.”
“(insert another insult here)”
“(‘disregarding insult’) So how’s your girlfriend?”
“Don’t have one anymore.”
“What happened?”
“complicated.”
And there goes ex with the new blue car. take note, ex used to be ho hum about blue. what changed?
See? months and months later and the excess ex is still hung up. Did I break us up? No. Who did? X did. Did I try to save the ship? Yes. Did X care? It seemed naye. How many chances does a partner need? I know I gave enough. too much even. I shoulda dropped your sorry a** a long time ago. But love makes the world go stupid. 
Another excess ex…
One day Snowhite goes along to the ticket booth to go on a ride with the her friends. She didn’t buy her ticket with the seven dwarves because she was late. Too busy puking up poisonous apples from evil witches from the Northeast. One day, a prince, who has long longed for Snowhite but was too afraid to make a move, asked Doc, the wise dwarf.
“What ride do you think Snowhite will go on?”
“She’s going with us on the earliest ride. We’re planning to get on the Octopus because it’s the scariest ride. I heard there was one guy who fell. He died. Wanna come? It’d be fun!”
” Sounds scary. And you know how I hate the Octopus. And besides it’s too early.”
“But Snowhite will be there.”
“Do you think I can still get in?”
“Yeah sure. I’ll help you with the bribery.”
And on they went….
On the day of the scheduled Octopus Adventure…
The Prince saw Doc trying to hiding on a pebble. His bulging stomach and huge eyeglasses, eminent. It’d take a blind and deaf creature not to notice. So the Prince called Doc..
“Shouldn’t Snowhite be here already?”
“Always late. You know her.”
Doc was already sweating profusely.
Meanwhile…
“Dang. That wbitch gave me too many poisonous apples. I had to use the broomstick to make me puke. “
“Too bad. Pinky Lee.”
“I know. And now I’m going to miss the dwarfs at the fair. No more deathly Octopus rides for me. huhuhuh.”
“Can’t we still get in?”
“I woke up to late. It’s overbooked.”
Needless to say. The prince is now planning to invent Redhorse capsule, Redhorse syrup, Redhorse Litropack and Redhorse candy to numb the pain. he doesn’t talk to any of the dwarves now. He plans to start the ‘Repubic Act 1234321: The slaying of dwarfs’ next year.
The lesson to that mindless creation is this: I am not a good story teller. Hence, don’t put me up for the literary competition next year.
Don’t even get me started on what the current’s ex has been doing. Pathetic, I tell you. Pathetic.
And to those who have identified with the exes? Ang tamaan wag magalit. heheheh Istaf yourself na po. D nakakatuwa. heheh Pangita nalang sab mug inyong kalingawan. para bebu ta tanan. 
till next time,
ai P.S. pa d i..
You can send all Christmas gifts at the City Post office, address it to, anaknitetangpulah. And e mail me when to pick it up. hahaha thanks mga fans and friends and odds and ends.
Merry pasko,
anaknitetangpulah
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