Don’t Watch PORN on Tuesdays

If I looked on the bed next to you, what would I find?
**Fisrt of all, what bed?? hehe umm the floor
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
**open hehe
Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?
**folded
Sleep on your back or stomach?
**side(s) dude
Are you a cuddler?
**damn [...]

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What was I thinking? and who am I kidding?

Nothing straight, apparently. (Yes, pun intended.) And myself, as it has been made clear. I am Nationalistic. I am patriotic. I do care. But Jesus, it seems to me, that I really am not fluent in Filipino. Pwede bisaya na lang? Naks! But the hope is till blazing, of course. I’m not losing it. This [...]

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Having My Work Published

Yuss! Dumating na ang araw na nasa newspaper na ang gawa ko! Ang pawis ng aking dugo, ang dugo ng aking pawis, mababasa mo na ngayon sa pinakamalapit na estudyante galing sa ABC. Nasasabik naman ako masyado, sa susunod pa na linggo ipa-publish and Bonifacio Standard. Ipinakita sa amin ng aming consultant ang pagkabuo ng [...]

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What’s the deal with the EXCESS EXES?

Akalain mo ba namang, hindi ko inakalang darating sa ganito ang sitwasyon? Endeh. Actually, tis be a lie. A lie. I have… este… *kah-mot sa ulo* Pasensya na, hindi umaandar radar ko sa Tagalog ngayon. Tsk, tsk. Parang, inasahan ko na ang ayaw kong asahan. Gets? hindi? Marami na tayo.
Siya ay makulit. Nakukulitan ka [...]

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Tuesday is Juiceday

What? May isa-suggest ka bang mas magandang title? No? Thought so. Iniways, napag-desisyunan kong juiceday ang Tuesday dahil? dahil ano? dahil umiinom lang ako ng juice tuwing Martes? hindi naman, anyday can be juiceday pero ala lang. Mejo nagmamadali fugly ko eh, yun ang pinakaunang nag pop.
Anong nangyaro ngayon at nagpost na naman lola niyo? [...]

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