Don’t Watch PORN on Tuesdays

If I looked on the bed next to you, what would I find?
**Fisrt of all, what bed?? hehe umm the floor
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
**open hehe
Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?
**folded
Sleep on your back or stomach?
**side(s) dude
Are you a cuddler?
**damn [...]

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Love Makes The World Go STUPID.

Call me a liar. A disappointment. No wait. Don’t call me a liar. That’s a fallacy. :> But a disappointment? I’m used to that. What promises have I broken? usually has to do with tardiness. haha. I’m late, but never too late. What does it have to do with the promising title? Nadda. Being random [...]

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The Excess Exes II

Ahoy! I’m here again. haha. The best news ever, o di bah? Don’t react. What am I doing here and what is it with the title right thurr?? Am I the only one who lost yet another pair of glasses or have you got astigmatism as well? Whatever. Indeed. It is a sequel of the [...]

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What was I thinking? and who am I kidding?

Nothing straight, apparently. (Yes, pun intended.) And myself, as it has been made clear. I am Nationalistic. I am patriotic. I do care. But Jesus, it seems to me, that I really am not fluent in Filipino. Pwede bisaya na lang? Naks! But the hope is till blazing, of course. I’m not losing it. This [...]

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What’s the deal with the EXCESS EXES?

Akalain mo ba namang, hindi ko inakalang darating sa ganito ang sitwasyon? Endeh. Actually, tis be a lie. A lie. I have… este… *kah-mot sa ulo* Pasensya na, hindi umaandar radar ko sa Tagalog ngayon. Tsk, tsk. Parang, inasahan ko na ang ayaw kong asahan. Gets? hindi? Marami na tayo.
Siya ay makulit. Nakukulitan ka [...]

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